Mike's top five

The River presents “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” today at Famous Players Six! There will be seven showings today: 12:00, 12:30, 3:30, 4:00, 7:00, 8:00 and 10:35pm (rated PG May frighten young children). Mike's top five signs you might be too into Harry Potter.
#5. When your computer says "You've Got Mail" and you run outside looking for an owl.
#4. You quietly mutter "lumos" under your breath every time you turn on a light.
#3. You actually broke your nose running headfirst into the wall between platforms nine and ten.
#2. You point a normal things like parking meters and say "Look at the things these muggles dream up!"
#1. You refer to your morning show co-host as “He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named".

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