Mike's top five

It seems like everyone is loving the new Harry Potter movie. It's actually kind of fun to find a real fan and bug them by asking if they liked the new 'Henry Potter' movie or by referring to everyone and everything as muggle this and muggle that. Top five other ways to annoy a Harry Potter fan.
#5. Keep calling Dumbledore, Gandolf.
#4. Make an oink noise every time Ron Weesley enters a scene.
#3. Quietly mutter spell chants under your breath every time anything happens.
#2. Asking the person next to you, “does this look like owl poop on my shoulder?”
#1. Halfway thru the movie, ask which one is Robert Pattinson.

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