Mike's top five

I saw my first Back To School commercial last weekend - too soon! I don't think they should be allowed to advertise Back To School until hockey school is done. That's just one of my 'rules-of-thumb'. Mike's top five other 'rules of thumb'.
#5. Dumping Decepticons into the sea, where the cold and pressure should keep them from ever being retrieved doesn't always work as well as you'd like.
#4. Don't park in a bike lane. Take it from me, they can really pile up behind you.
#3. Never complain about the mosquitoes to someone who lives in North Nechako or the Hart.
#2. Always ask the 'how many cats do you own' question when interviewing for the co-hosting job.
#1. If you're in front of me at Tim Hortons - yes, you are going to need to know what you want to order when she says 'what can I get for you?', it says what the soup of the day is right in front of you and yes, you are going to have to pay and, on behalf of all of us behind you, we don't want to watch you search your wallet for a Tim's card you're pretty sure is in there or exact change!