Mike's top five

It's Country Music Week in Vancouver and The Canadian Country Music Awards are on this weekend. Vancouver country is not the same as Calgary country or Saskatchewan country. Mike's top five ways to tell it's Country Music Week in Vancouver.
#5. Most of the guys downtown have their chaps on backwards.
#4. An unattended broom outside of a shop constitutes 'bails of hay lining the streets'.
#3. When someone says 'get a long wee doggies' for the first time in their life it IS pretty obvious.
#2. Bill Good is wearing plaid (or Bill Good is reading the news wearing his Taylor Swift plain white mini-T?).
#1. Car thieves in Burnaby and Richmond are only taking ½ tons and ¾ tons this weekend!