Mike's top five

Canada has a Canadian So You Think You Can Dance, we used to have a Canadian Idol, but there's no Canadian Dancing With The Stars. Ever wonder why? Mike's top five reasons why there is no Canadian dancing with the Stars.
#5. Mike Myers would be fun, but nobody wants to get stuck busting a move with Dr Evil and Mini Me (see below).
#4. Have you ever tried to Merengue in Sorels?
#3. It’s not our kind of sport, until they allow body checking.
#2. All of our really good celebrity dancers are in the states (you know Anne Murray, Alex Trebek, William Shatner).
#1. All of our best dance judges are busy doing 'So you Think You Can Dance Canada'!