Mike's top five

Prince George's indoor soccer team will be known as The Fury. I was thinking it might be cool to have a more Prince George ish name. Considering that 'The River' is already taken here are Mike's top five rejected Prince George ish names for PG's indoor soccer team.
#5. One way street.
#4. The Drive thru.
#3. The Seppy (to pay tribute to our septic tank mascot).
#2. The Ice Jam.
#1. (to pay tribute to industry in PG) the PG Stink!

others to consider.. Balls of Fury, Road to the Bore, Bent like Benny, The PG Grass, Men in Cleats.