Mike's top five

PGRH will soon have a new name: the University Hospital of Northern BC. I thought it might be interesting to do a top five list about the rejected name suggestions for PGRH, but then I thought that might be in poor taste. Mike's top five other top five lists that might be in poor taste.
#5. Top five reasons not to put your kid in a balloon.
#4. Top five places Michael may have hid the glove.
#3. Top five ways to get Miley back on Twitter (that don't involve hurting your cat).
#2. Top five ways to put out a shorty fire on the dance floor.
#1. Top five other expected improvements to next year's swine flu vaccinations. Next year we'll try it on the Canucks first instead of the Calgary Flames.

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