Mike's top five

The Two Rivers Gallery is putting on it’s annual Holiday Homes Tour this Sunday. The top five reasons why your home isn’t on the tour.
#5. Maybe you should have used a better brand of beer, for your giant beer can representation of 'The Three Bud-Wise Men'.
#4. The donkey in your live nativity scene is a tad gassy.
#3. Your inflatable Frosty The Snowman was put together using surgical gloves, a catheter and a Sharpie marker.
#2. Last year on the tour, your home had the nickname, “Who would ville”.
#1. Your giant outdoor nativity scene has more than one giant inflatable Mary.