Mike's top five

New Moon,  the second installment of Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight series is here! Some people are really into the whole Twilight / New Moon / vampire / werewolf / Edward / Bella / flying from tree to tree / very pale people walking around Vancouver thing. Mike's top five signs you are really into the whole Twilight thing.
#5. You too are dreading your 18th birthday.
#4. You have named the scanky feral cat that wanders through your backyard at night, Victoria.
#3. You know the Volturi are probably listening to our every word right now!
#2. You're trying to get a hold of someone this morning and you can't decide on the best way to reach them; cell phone or cliff dive, cell phone or cliff dive..
#1. You're pretty sure the guy in front of you at Tim Hortons is sparkling this morning.

Countdown to June 30, 2010, Eclipse!