Mike's top five

The last five day have all started out in the minus 20's. Mike's top five other ways to tell it’s getting chilly outside!
#5. Carolers going door to door are also delivering the mail, the newspaper and asking if you want to switch gas companies.
#4. Even though you killed it, your Christmas tree is at least grateful to be inside.
#3. When you get off the bus this morning, you tell the driver to keep it running, you’ll be right back.
#2. Three calls from Lucifer last night, saying “hey what’s goin’ on? It startin to freeze up down here!”
#1. Your dog plans to hold it until May.