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Mike's top five Santa jokes.
#5. Who helps Santa when the elves are busy? The Twelve Daves of Christmas.
#4. Why didn't Santa give anything to James Dean? He was a rebel without a Claus.
#3. What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.
#2. What do you call Santa Claus when he's almost late? The Saint Nick-of-time.
#1. Did you hear about the invisible Santa? You can't see him, but you can feel his presents.

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