Mike's top five

With Breakfast Idol on this week, I'm noticing a lot of “civilians” in the radio station lately, but they're not all prepared. Mike's top five ways to prepare for a trip to the radio station.
#5. Please don't refer to the Djs by their butt size.
#4. Always refer to the security guard as “The Gate Keeper”.
#3. Sometimes the elevator doesn't go all the way to the top; if you know what I mean.
#2. If you feel as though you've just entered a busy, energetic, productive office environment – go back outside and check the address.
#1. Check you hands. If they're empty, go back to Tim Horton's and start again.