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Tips for reducing the cost of security at the 2010 Olympic games |
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Friday, 29 January 2010 16:37 |
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 With the Olympics starting in two weeks, security costs for these winter games are expected to be huge. Mike's top five tips for reducing the cost of security at the 2010 Olympic games.
#5. Have everyone walk past a group of British nannies, so they can spot which ones are “dodgy”.
#4. Instead of bomb sniffing dogs, find some chihuahuas to walk around nipping at people's ankles.
#3. Don't underestimate the deterrent factor of having mimes at all the main gates.
#2. Big signs everywhere saying 'No lurking about'.
#1. Three words: Conan The Constable.
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