Mike's top five

Today is Inventors Day, to mark the birth of Thomas Edison. First a joke - Did you hear about the pregnant inventor? Her contraptions were five minutes apart. Mike's top five inventions I'd like to see.
#5. A coffee cup that stays hot and full.
#4. A telephone snooze button. The phone is a nap killer.
#3. Winter Olympics with winter snow (downhills skis with built in snow makers mounted on the front of the skis).
#2. Automated status generator (FB, Twitter, Buzz). One of the most stressful parts of my day – status (check out Status I am).
#1. Top five lists that are actually clever and amusing.

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