Mike's top five

The first Friday of March is always considered Employee Appreciation Day. Mike's top five ways for bosses to show appreciation for employees.
#5. Keep your depreciative comments and constant belittling down to once or twice an hour.
#4. Quit it with the Cape Canaveral countdown at 4:59:50 everyday.
#3. At today's staff meeting make an effort to get one or two names right.
#2. Stop muttering the spell 'exspellus terminus employee-us' every time you walk past an employee.
#1. Try the 40 pack of Timbits once in a while (the 20 pack just screams 'cheapo').

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