Mike's top five

Boy it sure was windy on the weekend. How windy was it?
#5. It blew the clocks ahead one hour!
#4. It was the only thing slowing down the Toyota's!
#3. It blew off some of the letters on the Baptist church sign. Apparently, now everyone is invited to “_ _rive earl_ _o me_ _  _he new pre_st”.
#2. All the cars in our parking lot are in the south end.
#1. I fell asleep in Kansas and woke up in Oz!

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