Impossible Questions for July 2017

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: If you are a young adult (18-26) with a job, there’s a 28% chance you also have one of these.

ANSWER: A side job [source].


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: Only 3% of people that do this, do it professionally.

Hint: Not many people still do this after their mid twenties.
Hint: Not something you would brag about.

ANSWER: Shoplift [source].


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: We do this a lot, but we only do it right 34% of the time.

ANSWER: Self-diagnose an ailment using the Internet [source].


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: 62% of people say they are regularly angry at ___.

ANSWER: God [source].


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: People seem to do this more while on an airplane (and there’s a pretty good reason why they do).

ANSWER: Fart (air pressure changes cause the movement of gas).



IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION:
The average person will consume 35,000 of these over their lifetime.

ANSWER: Cookies


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Impossible Questions for June 2017

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: If you had just 138 of these, you would have more than anyone else.

ANSWER: Traffic cones [source].

Image from Guinness World Records

David Morgan holds the Guinness World Record for the largest collection of different traffic cones (137 different cones).


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: If you did this 32 times in one minute you would hold the World Record. It’s something you’ll probably do this morning anyway.

ANSWER: Tie your shoes [source].

The most shoelaces tied in a bow in one minute was 31 achieved by Khaled Abdul Aziz Alhosari (UAE) at the Guinness World Records Pavilion in Global Village, Dubai, UAE, on 21 February 2009.


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: Only 8% of this is real, the other 92% exists only on computers.

ANSWER: All the World’s money [source].


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: Assuming you didn’t sleep, it would take you nine days to do this.

ANSWER: Binge watch all of The Simpsons episodes [source].


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: This takes us just under 4 months (about 118 days).

ANSWER: To find a new job [source].


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: You need to make about a million holes to make one of these.

ANSWER: A Boeing 747 [source].


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: In 2016, 89% of Canadians had this.

ANSWER: A credit card [source].


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: Not everyone is a fan of this, 25% of people don’t even acknowledge it.

ANSWER: Father’s day.


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: We use about 500 litres of this per day.
ANSWER: Oxygen [source].

The air that we inhale is about 20-percent oxygen, and the air that is exhaled is about 15-percent oxygen, so about 5-percent of the volume of air is consumed in each breath and converted to carbon dioxide. Therefore, a human being uses about 550 liters of pure oxygen (19 cubic feet) per day.


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: There is a woman in Scotland that has 6,000 of these!
ANSWER: Body piercings – Elaine Davidson of Scotland (6,005) [source].



IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION:
Women do this at least once per week (63 times per year), guys do it about once a month (15 times per year).
ANSWER: Cry [source].

Hints…
You do it mostly in the evening.
Sometimes by yourself, sometimes with others (50/50).
You usually feel better after.


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: 29% of guys say they will decline a first date if they find out this about the other person.

ANSWER: They are vegetarian.


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Signs you might be too Canadian

– You know the French words for “trans fat”, “crunch” and “cereal”.

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– You have twin boys named Wayne and Gordie.

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From NHL.COM

– You substitute beer for water when cooking.

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cupcakesandcutlery.com

– You’ve purposefully said ‘Eh’ at the end of a sentence, pretending to pretend that you’re a Canadian.

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rcinet.ca

– You can’t walk past a pile of flat rocks without making an inukshuk!

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– You’re not sure if you like him, but you would buy him a beer.

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– Not sure who this is, but thanks to her, we get a long weekend in May!

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Thank you for the day off Victoria!

– You dismiss all beers under 6% as “for children and the elderly.

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Happy Canada Day!

From StandingOnGuard.com, here are the 92 signs you might be too Canadian

I’ve taken a few liberties, shorten the list and added a few of my own… 😉

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Juliette is Flying The Coop!

Just in case you missed the news on Thursday…

PRINCE GEORGE (June 2, 2017): Juliette Nunes, popular mid-day radio host (and current, acting morning show co-host) has just announced her plans to leave 101.3 The River. 🙁

Juliette has accepted a position with NOW! Radio in Edmonton (1023nowradio.com).

Juliette will stop paying provincial sales tax on June 24th and will start her new position at Edmonton’s #1 Radio Station on July 4th.

River Program Director, Ron Polillo released a statement late last night calling Juliette “one of the radio DJ’s here at The River” — “who’s energy and enthusiasm epitomize the acumen of an employee”.

Mike Benny, long time morning show host, said thru a spokesman that Juliette will be missed, “mostly because she’s quiet and doesn’t touch my stuff”.

Rick Kelly expressed relief at not having to deal with Juliette’s parking critiques for much longer.

Jess Williams made a sad face. 🙁

Juliette says, “over the last two years I have grown as a community member, a radio host and have also grown a seventh toe”. – 1013TheRiver.com

For reals:

  • Juliette will be missed by her audience, the many community organizations she works with and all of us here at JPBG.
  • Her last day on The River is June 24th.
  • Her first day on NOW! is July 4th.
  • The River is now looking for it’s next mid-day host.

The Top Five Things I Have Learned From Juliette Over The Last Two Years…

#5. Never eat a burrito on the way to teach your hot yoga class.
#4. You can make it to your 25 birthday without knowing what a cattle guard is (and still get a job in Alberta).
#3. You don’t have to be a cat hording, recluse to do a morning show with Me.
#2. An adult licensed driver can actually drive all the way to Quesnel, thinking they’re on their way to Edmonton.
#1. How to tell the difference between pie sweats and cake sweats!

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Impossible Questions for May 2017

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: People in Finland do this the most (they are ranked #1). Canada is ranked 19th and the US is in 22nd place.

ANSWER: Consume coffee [source].


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: You usually don’t plan to this (72% of the time, when this happens, it’s not planned).

ANSWER: Shoplift [source].


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: This has to be moving all the time. If it slows below 13 km/hr it dies.

ANSWER: A moving, unmanned bicycle.


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: This is made up of about 75% water (about the same water content as a banana).

ANSWER: A human baby [source].

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IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: 38% of women are pretty sure they have done this (even though they didn’t mean to).
ANSWER: They’ve become their mother!


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: Good liars are also good at this.

ANSWER: Spotting a liar [source].


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: This will last almost a whole day (22 hrs, 15 mins).

ANSWER: A flashlight with Energizer batteries (2 D cells) [source].


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: This has gone up $10 in the last three years – it’s now about $175.

ANSWER: The average amount spent on Mother’s Day gifts [source].


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: In Greece they do it the longest — an average of 13 years. In Canada we average 9 years and in the US it’s only 4 years.

ANSWER: Hold on to a job [source].


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: An average guy will do this six times today, an average women about three times today.

ANSWER: Tell a lie to their partner, boss, or colleague [source].


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: The largest one of the these was about 20 inches across.

ANSWER: A bubblegum bubble [source].
Chad Fell blew a bubblegum bubble with a diameter of 50.8 cm (20 in) without using his hands on April 24, 2004.






IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: According to a new study, men experience an IQ dip of 15 points while doing this.

ANSWER: Men experience an IQ dip of 15 points while multitasking, while women experience a five-point drop in IQ [source].


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Ways to Celebrate Earth Day

Earth Day 2017

703977_10151254730923119_86380795_o If you are looking for new and “different” ways to celebrate Earth Day, here are some suggestions…

#5. Make clever gifts for each other using only materials that are found on Earth like, gold, silver, chocolate, rubber, wood, plastic, mercury, bacon, ducks, etc…

#4. Throw a big party for Earth but don’t invite Megatron, Loki or any Romulans. Do invite Bruce Willis, Ben Affleck and Steve Buscemi.

#3. Calculate your Carbon Footprint and then make it you Facebook status for the day! (Example: Mine is 19.9 metric tons)

#2. Watch the movie 2012, but shut it off right before the global cataclysm.

#2a. Show compassion for faux-planets like Pluto, but never let them forget you got your own day!

#1. Use less energy by avoiding unnecessary switching of radio channels.

Happy Earth Day. I hope we win Planet of The Year again this year!

More on Earth Day here…

 

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