Impossible Questions for July 2018

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: 50% of us say THIS will totally ruin a weekend camping trip. ANSWER: Someone in the group being miserable (or unhappy) Also: Noisy neighbors Bugs Rain Too hot/too cold IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: You are way more likely to swear in this situation. ANSWER: If you talk in your sleep [source]. …the F-word popped up …

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Too much daylight?

Today is the first day of summer (June 21st). Today we will get 17 hours, 7 mins of daylight! That does sound great, but it also does have it’s drawbacks… #5. It’s an inside day at school for most vampires today (so no recess). #4. Playing Max “Lights Down Low” has no effect. #3. Places …

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How old is Mr. PG?

How old is Mr. PG? Mr. PG was born June 17th, 1959. He was originally built in 1959 and was used as a mannequin at the downtown Mr. Big & Tall shop [probably not true]. The idea for Mr. PG originated with Harold Moffat in the late 1950’s, who believed Prince George needed a mascot …

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Impossible Questions for May 2018

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: The largest one of these is more than 132 gallons! ANSWER: Snoop Dogg’s Gin and Juice [source]! The drink contained 180 bottles of gin, 154 bottles of apricot brandy and 38 jugs of orange juice, according to Guinness. IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: One of these can be 8 inches long and weigh more than 8 …

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Impossible Questions for April 2018

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: The heaviest one of these is over 22 pounds! ANSWER: A carrot [source]. IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: This has grown 2.5 inches since 1997. ANSWER: The average person’s waistline [source]. IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: There are about 475,000 of these in Canada (4.1 million in the US). ANSWER: Administrative Professionals [source]. IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: This can weigh about …

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Mike’s ‘Not Really’ Italian Wedding Soup

Mike’s ‘Not Really’ Italian Wedding Soup This is my take on a classic Italian Wedding Soup recipe found here on Foodnetwork.com sans the meatballs. Prep time: 20 minutes 8 servings Ingredients 1 tablespoon olive oil 2 small onions (or 1 large) (finely chopped) 3 carrots (finely chopped) 2 cloves garlic (use your garlic press or …

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A perfect boiled egg

For a perfect soft boiled egg… 1. Put cold water in a pot (2/3’s full). 2. Put the lid on the pot and bring it to a full boil. 3. Once the water is boiling, gently place the egg in the boiling water (you can do more than one, as long as they bang together). …

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Impossible Questions for March 2018

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: 46% of adults talk to this, even though it’s unlikely they’ll be heard. ANSWER: An ATM (bank machine) IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: It’s unlikely you would use this more than 72 times. ANSWER: A toilet paper roll [source]. IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: It takes about 22 muscle pairs and 7 cranial nerves to do this. ANSWER: Swallow …

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