Back to school next week! You might need these…
Why was the music teacher locked out of her classroom? Because here keys were on the piano.
What flies around the kindergarten room at night? The alpha-BAT. (Played by Ben Affleck?)
It was so hot at the university (how hot was it?). It must have been a million degrees!
What did the math book say to the other book? “Hey, I’ve got problems.”
What did the electrician use to do his math? MultiPLIERS.
More here… (http://www.squiglysplayhouse.com/JokesAndRiddles/school.html)
Why did the cyclops make such a good teacher? Only one pupil.
What do you call the king of school supplies? The ruler.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? A teacher says “spit out your gum”, the train says “chew, chew…”
School starts Wendy bell rings…
More here… (http://boyslife.org/features/32016/back-to-school-jokes/)