Ever wonder where April Fool’s Day came from?
The story goes like this…
Back in the day, in France in 1582, Pope Gregory introduces the Gregorian Calendar…
This leads to New Year’s celebrations being moved from April 1st to January 1st.
Some people continued to celebrate the New Year on April 1st – they were known as “April Fools”.
Soon, people started inviting “April Fools” to non-existent parties at the end of March and that morphed into the pranks we see today.
So if you want to get back to the original spirit of April Fool’s Day, invite someone to a fake new years eve party!
…of course this could all be a big joke 😉
Looking for some safe but fun pranks?
This is a simple – quick to make – chili recipe using chicken and black beans (adapted from the original
“Chicken and Black Bean Chili” recipe from Save On Foods). The original recipe serves six, my adaptation serves 10 or more. Also in my version, I add fresh mushrooms, kidney beans and a lot more tomato.
Meats and Veggies:
4 cubed chicken breasts (cut into bite-size pieces)
1 hand-full of diced mushrooms (1.5 cups)
1 diced large onion
1 diced large carrot
2 diced celery stalk
4 garlic gloves, minced
Cans (12 oz or 355 ml.):
Salt and pepper for seasoning the chicken
4 tbsp of cooking oil for cooking the chicken pieces
Sour Cream and Cilantro for garnish
Beer and biscuits for sides
Season the chicken (with salt and pepper) and then cut the chicken into small “bite size” pieces.
In a large soup pot (or sauce pan) cook the chicken in 3 tbsp of cooking oil.
Remove chicken when it’s cooked and set aside.
Add veggies (onion, carrot, celery), mushrooms, garlic and spices to the same pan and cook for about 10 minutes (stir as it cooks).
Add the canned tomatoes and bring to a boil, then simmer (simmer for about 20 minutes).
Add the beans and cooked chicken and simmer for an additional 10-15 minutes.
The beans might need more time.
More hot sauce.
Sour cream on the side.
Corn bread biscuits or
corn bread muffins. Beer.
Did this recipe work for you? Comment below and let me know.
ps/ if you like black beans, check-out my
Simple Black Bean Soup recipe here.
St. Patrick’s death occurred on either March 8th or 9th in 461 A.D. Church officials weren’t sure so they added them together and made it the 17th. Good thing it wasn’t March 28th or 29th…
Mike’s Top Five Worst St. Patrick’s Day Jokes.
Lucky Charms – photo taken by Evan-Amos
#5. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s day!
#4. Why did the leprechaun buy TWO lottery tickets? Dublin his odds!
#3. Why would you never iron a four-leaf clover? Because you shouldn’t press your luck.
#2. Why are leprechauns always asking for money? Because they’re always a little short before payday.
#1. Where does a leprechaun buy his suits? From a four leaf clothier.
Top Five Ways To Get in Trouble on St Patrick’s Day.
#5. Eat haggis, drink scotch and insist Scotland and Ireland are the same thing.
#4. Wear a button that says “Kiss me, I’m Iris”.
#3. Instead of wearing something green, wear something until it’s green.
#2. Go door to door – demanding candy.
#1. Re-introduce snakes to the island.
Ways to tell your neighbor might be a Leprechaun
#5. Always tries to cover up his Irish accent by saying things like “G’day Mate..”.
#4. Rainbow always seems to end in his backyard.
#3. Spends his summers planting clover along foothills blvd…
#2. Always wears green and he isn’t even from Saskatchewan.
#1. Always thinks everyone is after his Lucky Charms!
Only a drawing, not an actual photograph of the Trappist-1 system. Drawing from: CNN Online
NASA finds seven life-supporting planets only 40 light-years away.
fyi: These seven planets are orbiting the dwarf star Trappist-1 and are very, very far awayyyy.
Things to know before you book your flight…
These planets are at least 40 light-years away. So, very far away. Note: 1 Light Year = 9.5 trillion kilometers.
Though they may be capable of supporting a basic life system, they may not have high-speed and may still be using dial-up.
Because Trappist-1 is a dwarf star, you would receive 200 times less light than you do from our current Sun. So, pre-tanning: not necessary.
Trappist-1 is quite a bit younger than our Sun and will likely continue for another trillion years after our Sun fades.
If on your journey, you see Megatron, Loki and a bunch of Romulans, just mind your own business and don’t get involved.
Did we mention, it’s very far awayyyy?!
Yes, very, very far awayyyy.
Three Cheese Hamburger Helper Here are some facts about the Groundhog..
Groundhog is one word, not two.
Groundhogs live in Canada as well as the Eastern and Midwestern U.S..
They also go by the name ‘Woodchuck’.
They are a member of the Squirrel family.
Whiarton Willie has not always been Willie (in 1956 they started with Grundoon followed by Muldoon, Dandune and then Willie.).
An average Groundhog is two feet long and about ten pounds (that’s three boxes of Hamburger Helper).
Whether a Groundhog sees his shadow or not, the first day of Spring is March 20 – in 6 ½ weeks.
Don’t you love going to the dentist for a cleaning? Your teeth feel so smooth and clean. You can go like this “thhhhhh” between every tooth.
We know we’re suppose to clean our teeth like that after every meal, but we don’t. It’s not that we can’t clean our own teeth or we don’t know how. It’s just better when someone else does it.
So, here’s my big idea…
How about we set up Floss N’ Go booths at the mall food court?
You finish your lunch, you pop in there and for like 5.99 they professionally floss your teeth and you get on with your day.
Maybe there could even be a 6.99 ‘floss and polish’ special too, or the 8.99 ‘floss, polish and reclamation’ special?
With the ‘floss, polish and reclamation’ special the “FPR”. They could baggy all the remnant food bits they collect from your mouth and you could take them home for the dog or for a snack for later. Okay… that’s gross.