Category: Top Five

Top five best Christmas jokes of all time

Why won’t they let Jay-Z build toys in Santa’s workshop? He’s a wrapper. Top five best Christmas jokes of allll time… Volume One! #5. What’s the most popular Christmas wine? ‘I don’t like Brussels sprouts!’ #4. Why was Santa’s little helper feeling depressed? He had low elf-esteem. #3. What’s wrong with the way they teach …

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Craft fair season

Studio Fair kicks off Friday! Top five ways to tell it’s craft fair season. #5. Everyone is wearing felt pants again. #4. You just can never have too many hand-carved soap-figurine likenesses of Paul Stanley from Kiss. #3. All of a sudden a piece of scrap wood with a sprig of holly clue-gunned to it, …

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Ways to make Halloween less scary

Last year it was killer clowns, this year it’s IT clowns… Every year as Halloween approaches people start talking about how Halloween is getting too scary, particularly for young kids. So here are some suggestions for making Halloween less scary (for young kids). #5. Clowns must only call you into the sewer if there really …

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