Taxes are due Monday. If don’t have the time to do your taxes this weekend and you’re planning on filing late this year, you’ll need a good excuse. Here are Mike’s top five excuses for filing your taxes late.
#5. Still can’t get over Pia Toscano being voted off American Idol.
#4. I had all my tax info. stored on the Playstation Network..
#3. Think about: the longer I make you wait for my tax return, the more excited you’ll be when you finally get it!
#2. The Torpedo of Truth told me not to worry about it.
#1. I’m still waiting to hear from the guy that buys our office 6-49 tickets. No one has seen him in quite a while..