Just in case you need one today.. Mike’s top five excuses for missing Father’s Day.
#5. Thought it was author’s day – I sent Dan Brown a card instead.
#4. They missed all my overtime on my last paycheck – so I’m kinda strapped, catch ya next year.
#3. Didn’t want to buy into all the crass commercialism of Father’s Day.
#2. Never really considered you my real father even though Yoda and Obi Wan were hinting that you might be.
#1. All out of ties and beer hats at the dollar store!