Mike’s top five signs that high gas prices are starting to affect the way I do things.
#5. I’ve started keeping a brick in the gas tank.
#4. I now only drive on odd numbered days. I’ll be calling in sick on even numbered days.
#3. I now find myself not being as generous as usual when it comes to tipping the gas station attendant.
#2. This summer’s family vacation?! Walking distance day trips to Fat Burger and Home Depot (I guess no different than last summer..).
#1. Going to be changing the name of the radio station from 101.3 The River to 142.3 The River.
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Tow truck drivers say they’re picking up more cars that have run out of gas – a lot of people are apparently trying to stretch that quarter tank of gas. Mike’s top five ways to stretch a tank of gas.
#5. Let the cats walk.
#4. Avoid needless turning of the radio dial.
#3. Instead of a family road trip – just have the kids sit in the van while you pass pictures of last summers road trip past their windows.
#2. Have everyone inhale and crouch down on the straight-a-ways.
#1. Be an optimist – Don’t look at it as a quarter tank of gas, see it as three quarters full of space in your gas tank!