Mike’s top five houses to avoid on Halloween night.
#5. Any house that you see Lindsay Lohan leaving with her make up all messed up.
#4. Any house that wasn’t there just a second ago.
#3. Any house with balloons tied to it and a Boy Scout on the porch.
#2. Any house with several realistic statues in the front yard of people in “running” positions.
#1. Any house handing out toothbrushes. That’s too scary. They just don’t get it.