Houses to avoid on Halloween

Mike’s top five houses to avoid on Halloween night.

#5. Any house that you see Lindsay Lohan leaving with her make up all messed up.

#4. Any house that wasn’t there just a second ago.

#3. Any house with balloons tied to it and a Boy Scout on the porch.

#2. Any house with several realistic statues in the front yard of people in “running” positions.

#1. Any house handing out toothbrushes. That’s too scary. They just don’t get it.

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