The new plastic Canadian fifty dollar bills are out this week. Bad guys might take this opportunity to pass some phoney fifties around. Mike’s top five ways to spot a phony fifty dollar bill.
#5. You notice an unusual amount of chaffing around your dance thong.
#4. When you hold it up to a 40w bulb, it bursts into flames.
#3. After the guy gives it to you, he gets all frigidity and then runs outside screaming ‘you won’t take me alive coppers’!
#2. The word fifty is spelled f-i-d-d-y.
#1. The picture of the queen looks a little too much like Sir Robert Borden.