How to spot a phony fifty dollar bill

The new Canadian Fiddy

The new plastic Canadian fifty dollar bills are out this week. Bad guys might take this opportunity to pass some phoney fifties around. Mike’s top five ways to spot a phony fifty dollar bill.

#5. You notice an unusual amount of chaffing around your dance thong.

#4. When you hold it up to a 40w bulb, it bursts into flames.

#3. After the guy gives it to you, he gets all frigidity and then runs outside screaming ‘you won’t take me alive coppers’!

#2. The word fifty is spelled f-i-d-d-y.

#1. The picture of the queen looks a little too much like Sir Robert Borden.

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