I just saw WWz and I was thinking… how would you know if someone really was a Zombie or not?
Mike’s top five signs someone is a Zombie…
- They really do love you – for “what’s on the inside”.
- They refuse to eat clown brains. Everyone knows, Zombies don’t eat clowns because they taste funny.
- At work they’re always asking if they can pick your brain for a minute?.
- When they drink their latte, it leaks all over the car.
- Their new favourite book? “50 Shades of Grey Matter”.