How to tell if someone is a Zombie

I just saw WWz and I was thinking… how would you know if someone really was a Zombie or not?

Mike’s top five signs someone is a Zombie…

  • They really do love you – for “what’s on the inside”.
  • They refuse to eat clown brains. Everyone knows, Zombies don’t eat clowns because they taste funny.
  • At work they’re always asking if they can pick your brain for a minute?.
  • When they drink their latte, it leaks all over the car.
  • Their new favourite book? “50 Shades of Grey Matter”.


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