I think I ate too much this weekend

Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi - Lucasfilm
Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi – Lucasfilm

I think I ate too much this weekend…

#5. I did notice my van listing to one side on the way to work this morning…

#4. I couldn’t find my belt this morning – – just a tiny piece of leather strip that couldn’t possibly fit around anything.

#3. I nicked myself shaving this morning and some gravy oozed out.

#2. Jabba the Hutt just wrote an open letter to me…

#1. I was at the mall on Sunday and three kids came up to me and asked if they could sit on my lap and tell me wanted for Christmas!

By: Mike Benny
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