I will not be competing in this years PG triathlon

The Prince George Triathlon is coming up this Sunday. There has been a lot of media speculation about whether I will be competing this year or not. There are several reasons why I will not be competing this year. To set the record straight here are Mike’s top five reasons why I will not be competing in this years PG triathlon.
#5. Pre race testing revealed rather high amounts of perogies, sour cream and bacon.
#4. I constantly miss pronounce the word by adding ‘a’ in between the ‘triath’ and the ‘lon’.
#3. I’m boycotting all triathlons until the governing body agrees to reinstate square dancing as an optional component for those who can’t swim.
#2. I still haven’t recover from a rather serious speedo wedgie injury from last year’s cycling component.
#1. It’s on the same day I usually like to do nothing all day.

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