Impossible Questions for February 2018

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: Despite what you might think, 53% of women would say “yes” to this on Valentine’s Day.

ANSWER: Going out on a first date (on Valentine’s Day).

Most guys wouldn’t want to, mostly because of all the pressure associated with a first date on the most romantic day of the year.


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: This has happened to about 40% of the population. They think by 2050 it will have happened to 50% of the population.

ANSWER: Become nearsighted [source].


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: In most families this job is done by just one member of the household.

ANSWER: Keeping track of everyone’s birthdays and anniversaries.


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: Couples who do this are less likely to end up divorced.

ANSWER: Couples that spend less than $1,000 on their wedding [source].


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: 22% of millennials consider this to be a relationship-ending “deal-breaker”.

ANSWER: If they find out you owe a lot of money (are in debt).


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: When it comes to short-term relationships, this feature on a man can make him more desirable.

ANSWER: A facial scar [source].


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: All added up, we each have about $1,050 worth of this.

ANSWER: Footwear (shoes and boots) [source].


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: In Canada there are about 170 of these (in the US there are 282).

ANSWER: *Winter Olympic medals [source].

*These are the 10 countries with the most Winter Olympic medals:
1. Norway — 329
2. United States — 282
3. Germany — 228
4. Austria — 218
5. Soviet Union — 194
6. Canada — 170

*NOTE: These stats were collected prior to the 2018 Winter Olympics in South Korea.


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: If you’re looking for exercise, doing this 200 times is about the same as riding a bike for 15 minutes.

ANSWER: Laughing 200 times [source].


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: There’s only a 4% chance this will happen when you want it to.

ANSWER: A baby will be born on it’s “due date” [source].


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: An average person has about 50 of these.

ANSWER: Bad days per year.

Top causes of bad days…

  • Relationship stress
  • Bad bosses
  • Negativity from others
  • Bad hair/wardrobe issues
  • Money issues
  • Too much to do

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