Impossible Questions for July 2018

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IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: 50% of us say THIS will totally ruin a weekend camping trip.

ANSWER: Someone in the group being miserable (or unhappy)

Also:

  • Noisy neighbors
  • Bugs
  • Rain
  • Too hot/too cold

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: If you did this all day at work today (8 hours), you wouldn’t break any records, but you would be close.

ANSWER: Planking [source].


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: On average we spend two days a year doing this.

ANSWER: Snoozing (neither really asleep nor really awake), hitting the snooze button!

Hitting snooze once every morning, five times per week works out to 2 days (48 hours) worth of snoozing.


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: This can happen several times per night.

ANSWER: Get bitten by the same mosquito [source].


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: We only do this 4 or 5 times per year and it’s usually in the summer.

Clue: Usually at night and usually not by yourself.

ANSWER: Play a boardgame.


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: You are way more likely to swear in this situation.

ANSWER: If you talk in your sleep [source].

…the F-word popped up during sleep talking at a rate of more than 800 times than what was spoken while awake.


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: A new survey says most people think of THIS as something that will probably never happen to them.

ANSWER: #1.Become famous

2.Win the lottery
3.Find true love
4.Discover a new place
5.Lose weight
6.Win a major sporting competition
7.Find the perfect job


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: Women are simply better at this than men, mostly because of the type of precision required.

ANSWER: Hammering a nail [source].

A University of Massachusetts study has found women are more accurate at hammering a nail.


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION: THIS is the number one way characters die in children’s cartoons.

ANSWER: Falling [source].

1. Falling
2. Animal attack
3. Other
4. Gunshot
5. Drowning
6. Mystical causes
7. Stabbing
8. Illness


Checkout a month-by-month listing of all the Impossible Questions here!

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