It’s so cold. How cold is it?


How cold is it?

It’s so cold…

when we milked the cows this morning, we got ice cream!

I saw a cat asking the neighbor’s dog for a little snuggle time.

I saw a hitchhiker holding up a picture of his thumb.

I saw a politician with his hand in his own pocket.

when I turned on the shower – I got hail!

when I went to the bank, my funds were frozen.

the dogs decided to kegel till May.

I was telling lies all day – hoping my pants would catch fire.

at dinner, we’re no longer using metal forks — plastic only!

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