How cold is it?
It’s so cold…
when we milked the cows this morning, we got ice cream!
I saw a cat asking the neighbor’s dog for a little snuggle time.
I saw a hitchhiker holding up a picture of his thumb.
I saw a politician with his hand in his own pocket.
when I turned on the shower – I got hail!
when I went to the bank, my funds were frozen.
the dogs decided to kegel till May.
I was telling lies all day – hoping my pants would catch fire.
at dinner, we’re no longer using metal forks — plastic only!
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