Valentine’s day will be just 10 days away. Maybe it’s time to prepare to be “Charlie Brown’d” again this year? Mike’s top five signs maybe you won’t be getting a Valentine this year.
#5. That home-made heart-shaped hagis you made for her last year wasn’t entirely appreciated.
#4. Your sweetheart is still recovering from last year’s romantic ice fishing trip you surprised her with.
#3. Your cat didn’t get you anything for Christmas and totally forgot your birthday too.
#2. Last year you thought it was Pantomime’s Day and walked around all day in some tights and a big hat.
#1. You’re short, bald, wear a yellow shirt with a black stripe and your dog’s name is Snoopy.