Mike's top five other ways of expressing your hotness

It sure was hot yesterday and it’s going to be even hotter today! Aside from walking around saying “Boy this is hot!”, here are Mike’s top five other ways of expressing your hotness.

#5. “I’m sweating like Spencer Pratt at a spelling bee.”

#4. “My cows are giving evaporated milk.”

#3. “Pass me the spatula! I need to get out of my car seat.”

#2. “I’m sweating so much, I’ve shorted-out three ankle bracelets already!

#1. “My espresso gave me a brain freeze this morning.”

#1a. “I’m so hot, I’d test positive for Snapple right now!”

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