It’s Thanksgiving weekend (here in Canada) and I’m thinking about doing a “Star Wars” themed dinner this year. Mike’s top five signs it’s a Star Wars Thanksgiving.
#5. Count Dooku cuts off your right arm after you pass him the stuffing.
#4. Every few minutes someone says “Luke… use the fork…”.
#3. Your friends Howard, Sheldon and Leonard can make it to dinner, but Penny is “too busy” to make it.
#2. Instead of the Heimlich Maneuver, if someone is choking, you just slit them open like a Tauntaun with your light-saber and crawl inside for a look.
#1. Sith’s won’t pass anything to Wookiees!
also… Sith’s also won’t eat wookies for Thanksgiving. They find them a little chewy. Thnx Bill!