It was minus 28 this morning when I got up and I was thinking, man it’s pretty darn cold out there for November. Mike’s top five signs it’s pretty darn cold.
#5. The last four people who have said “cold enough for ya?”, are “missing”.
#4. You saw a politician with his hands in his own pocket.
#3. The chairman of the board of Terasen gas has called twice to thank you for your support.
#2. The furnace shut off just for a moment last night and you were thinking “hey, what’s that sound?”.
#1. At dinner, you’re no longer using metal knives, forks and spoons.