Mike's top five signs Lisa wasn't here yesterday

Shawna Prince was filling in for Lisa yesterday. Mike’s top five signs Lisa wasn’t here yesterday.
#5. Nobody used the word “bummer” for an entire morning show.
#4. There was one less vuvuzela in our metaphoric World Cup morning show.
#3. The parking attendant didn’t notice any speeding black sports cars doing 90 in the staff parking lot at 2 minutes to six yesterday morning.
#2. Ron was less fidgety than usual.
#1. Nobody called me “Mark” for a whole day!

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