#5. For the day to be at least one tenth as special as that darn Mother’s Day.
#4. Here’s a clue, sounds like “Miding Rower”.
#3. The last piece of bacon.
#2. Number one Dad t-shirt, badge or tie. Seriously, that is what we want. Last year I got a #3 Dad t-shirt and I was happy just to be in the top five, but this year I’m going for #1!
#1. Please understand, if it’s not a joke card or it doesn’t play a song when I open it, I’m not readin’ it out loud.