Pumpkin carving

If you’re going to be carving your pumpkin this week, here are the top five tips for a successful pumpkin carving.
#5. Kick the face in before putting it outside, ruining all the fun for the buttheads in the neighborhood
#4. Always draw the face on before cutting or you may find the eyes suddenly become a big nose
#3. Never carve a pumpkin on your beautifully refinished dining room table
#2. Never, never say “hey it looks like Mommy in the morning!”
#1. When gutting the pumpkin start wiggling it, screaming – “Oh my God kids !!! It’s still alive!”

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