CSIS is currently recruiting new spies.
I wonder what the qualifications are?
Mike’s top five lesser known qualifications to become a Canadian secret agent.
#5. Have a valid drivers licence and have reached your 19th birthday. Same as radio DJs and circus roadies.
#4. Preferably you have a really fast, super cool car, that is also energy efficient (preferably a hybrid).
#3. Able to keep a secret or if you do tell someone something that is a secret you make them pinky swear not to tell anyone and if they do you tell them you will totally deny you ever told them that.
#2. You should be familiar with our Canadian secret high encryption codes (like spelling most words with an extra “U” or a random extra “E” every once in a while).
#1. You should be sneaky and deceptive, yet strangely apologetic about it.