Really bad and super corny Thanksgiving jokes

turkey-cookedKnock Knock. Who’s there? Aida. Aida who? Aida lot more than I should have.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to wait long to eat?

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Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? A: Pumpkin pi.

Q: Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down? A: Because their belt buckles are on their hats!

Q: Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? A: It had 24 carrots.

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What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?  If your papa could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!

Knock Knock.  Who’s there?  Tamara.  Tamara who?  Tamara we’ll have turkey leftovers!
How can you make a turkey float?  You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey.

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One of my own…

How does Luke Skywalker like to eat his turkey dinner? He uses the fork.

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