School: week two

Here we are at the start of the second week. Mike’s top five ways you can tell it’s the second week of school.

#5. Someone named, “School Dist 57” is showing up on your caller ID, but no one in the house can remember them calling.

#4. There’s more writing on the outside of your kids binder than the inside.

#3. Inside shoes are already outside shoes.

#2. $30 for additional Art supplies, $75 for field hockey and volleyball fees, a 15 dollar cultural fee, please sell these four cases of chocolate nuts by next Thursday! I’m sorry – how much is that clarinet?! It’s a good thing we have free public education in Canada.

#1. Neatly packed, nutritional lunch in an enviro bag, replaced by a five dollar bill and Mars bar.

 

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