Shirley Bond and Pat Bell's to do list

Shirley Bond and Pat Bell were both re-elected last night (so was John Rustad in his newly formed riding). Here are the top five things on Shirley Bond and Pat Bell’s to do list today.
#5. Put that morning show idea on hold for now.. ‘Benny & Rae and Bond & Bell in The Morning’.
#4. Take down all your election signs and build a really cool ice fishing shack.
#3. Immediately introduce ‘The DJ Value Bill’, a resolution that removes all provincial taxation and sets a ceiling price of just $2.99 for all Wendy’s Value Combo Meals.
#2. Call John Rustad and remind him how you two are on the front page of the paper and he isn’t.
#1. Spend some quality time in thoughtful consideration of the weight of the onerous mandate given you by the people of this province and the awesome implications of such.. naw; psych! Party on dudes!


Mike’s top five ways to make the next provincial election more exciting.
#5. More talk about SUVs and less talk about STVs.
#4. During candidate debates, “the next thing you say has to start with the first letter of last word the other guy just said”.
#3. All candidates names must rhyme with name of their riding.
#2. Swords.
#1. Have the all the polling stations manned by crazy morning show people, who don’t care about the issues and just want to hold your Egg McMuffin while you go vote.

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