Signs we're in for a doozy of a winter

These are the Top Five signs we’re in for a real doozy of a winter this year.
#5. The guys on the weather channel now refer to us as “those poor buggers”.
#4. Only guys with really, really hairy legs will be wearing kilts.
#3. Your dog is practicing his Kegel exercises. He plans on holding it til next May.
#2. The mayor has planned even more overseas trips (errr trade missions) than usual this winter.
#1. Canada geese flying south are taking all of their stuff with them.

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