You just saw the words “space junk” and all you can picture is an funky alien with a large behind? Me too. NASA’s defunct satellite is now scheduled to hit the Earth sometime this afternoon. Top five signs space junk is coming your way.
#6. They keep changing Facebook.
#5. All of a sudden there is an eerie stillness and everyone is pointing at you while slowly backing away (could also be the humus).
#4. Someone calls this afternoon to ask if “it’s there yet”.
#3. 4:20, more of a bang than usual.
#2. The theme from Armageddon won’t stop playing.
#1. Loud noise outside, people screaming, big crash, then little bits of satellite everywhere.