The flu is starting to circulate around here, people are dropping like flies.
The radio station is taking steps to avoid spreading the flu, as a matter of fact we are taking five steps to avoid spreading the flu.
#5. Surgical masks, rubbing alcohol and Swiffers are now available at the reception desk for all visiting guests.
#4. Not only washing our own hands, but now the Traffic Dept. will wash all visitors and guests hands as well.
#3. Instead of the DJ’s shaking hands with guests and visitors we now just wave and nervously smile from the other side of the protective glass.
#2. “Staying home when you don’t feel well” has been replaced with “coming to work and working, but keeping to yourself and not touching anyone else’s stuff”.
#1. Each DJ will now be issued their own 20 pack of Tim Bits instead of the usual communal 900 pack that they usually just dump in the hall.
#1a. The breaktime ritual of all the DJ’s passing around one juice box and taking a sip has been replaced by group visits to the 2nd floor fountain.