Today is “As Young As You Feel Day”, a day to try and be as young as you feel. I found an on-line article with the top five ways to make you feel younger.
- Lose that extra weight
- East less red meat
- Be sure to get enough sleep
- Always look on the bright side of things
- Keep moving
… and I started to think about the other side of feeling younger – feeling older. There are some things you can do to make yourself feel older too. Mike’s top five ways to make yourself feel older.
#5. Talking to anyone (aside from your physician) about your bodily functions. Talking about your gas, your poops or any other emissions will take you straight to the front of the old-person line.
#4. Trying to sound all hip with gangster slang. First of all it’s not gangster , it’s gansta. Also, apparently it’s “Haters gonna hate”, not “Haters going to hate”. Read more