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Top five signs your iPhone 5 is a fake

The iPhone 5 went on sale on Friday and they were flying off the shelves. I guess some people were actually selling fake iPhone 5’s online. Top five signs your iPhone 5 is a fake.

#5. To make calls you’ve got to insert a quarter.

#4. Takes 20 D batteries.

#3. The screen looks pretty small and the number buttons are pretty big, might actually just be a calculator.

#2. You ask Siri a question and she tells you to “.. just Google it”.

#1. It has a much bigger screen, more stable OS, more apps and says Samsung on the front.

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Top five not so cool things about having your own app

The River App - Screenshot from the iTunes store / click for the app

The River app is 2 yrs old today! Two years ago today, our radio station became a little bit cooler with the launch of our own app.

There are some pretty cool things about having your own app and some not so cool things about having your own app.

Like…

#5. People referring to our morning show as a couple of ‘pains in the app’.

#4. Really bad jokes about iPads, iPods and iPoutine.

#3. That  guy that runs the Apple Store calling you up at all hours with “great ideas for your next top five list”.

#2. Constant coolness causes us to occasionally become disoriented in a haze our own awesomeness.

#1. People accusing us of not knowing our app from a hole in the ground.

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How to Canadianize the new iPad

Apple CEO Tim Cook introduces the new iPad
Apple CEO Tim Cook introduces the new iPad during an event in San Francisco, Wednesday, March 7, 2012. (AP / Jeff Chiu)

Apple’s new iPad is available in the U.S. already but it won’t be here for another week, they have to Canadianize it first. Mike’s top five ways to Canadianize the iPad.

#5. Replace the words ‘Zip Code’, with ‘Postal Code’ on the registration form.

#4. Re-do the keyboard layout and add an accent aigu.

#3. Make it so that Siri apologizes, even when it doesn’t do something wrong.

#2. Three words: cold weather package.

#1. Change the name from iPad to Eh! Pad.

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