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Differences between the US debate and the Canadian debate

Mike’s top five differences between the US debate and the Canadian debate.

#5. US debate: two podiums. Canadian debate: five stools.

#4. US debate: Hockey mom vs. one bloated, self serving politician. Canadian debate: A separatist, an environmentalist, a socialist, a liberal and a prime minister. I think OURS sounds more like the beginning of a long joke..

#3. In US: the debate interrupts the usual entertaining TV line up. In Canada: the debate interrupts Coronation Street and The Antiques Roadshow.

#2. In the US: The economy and Iraq. In Canada: The economy and bad meat.

#1. Headline in Canada, “five leaders discuss issues of importance to the nation”. In the US, “Man bites pit bull”.

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Ways to spice up the federal leaders debate

I’m really looking forward to the federal leaders debate. I have a few ideas on how to spice things up a bit and make it more entertaining to watch. Mike’s top five ways to spice up the debate on TV.

#5. Swords.

#4. The next thing you say has to start with the letter of last word I said..

#3. All answers must rhyme.

#2. Bobbing for leaches.

#1. Have it hosted by a mean morning show guy, who doesn’t care about the issues and just wants to give the leaders super-wedgies!

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Ways To Spice Up Political Debates on TV

Top Five Other Ways To Spice Up Political Debates on TV.
#5. Swords.
#4. The next thing you say has to start with the letter of last word I said..
#3. All answers must rhyme.
#2. More swords.
#1. Have them hosted by a mean morning show guy, who doesn’t care about the issues and just wants to know who’s wearing a thong and who isn’t!

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