Tag: election

Ways to increase voter turn out

Mike’s top five ways to increase voter turn out. #5. Make them cheaper – 300 million to end up exactly where we were the day before, seems slightly ridiculous. Why not, the next federal election is 25% off! #4. How about an election mascot? Election Ernie?! He could walk around handing out voters to suckers… …

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The election in 30 words

IN 30 WORDS: Stephen Harper’s Conservatives have a majority government and Jack Layton’s NDP will be the official opposition. Michael Ignatieff’s Liberals placed 3rd and Ignatieff lost his seat. The Bloc are done. THOUGHTS: When I saw Ignatieff’s speech last night it reminded me of the T-Rex in Meet The Robinsons – “I have a …

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A catchy slogan for my campaign

I’m thinking of running for mayor but I haven’t picked a catchy slogan for my campaign yet. Top five suggested campaign slogans. #5. Got Mike? Get Mayor! #4. I’m not Dan Rogers. #3. I can’t even spell revitalization – so I won’t bore you with speeches about it. #2. Put the “rinse” back in P’rince’ …

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