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Employee loyalty is gone. Employees are disgruntled and unhappy

Employee loyalty is gone. Employees are disgruntled and unhappy. A recent survey found that 13% of workers are actively looking for another job right now and 45% would be interested in finding a new gig soon. Mike’s top five signs employees are disgruntled at your workplace.
#5. Over half the computers at work have a pirated copy of Resume Maker on them.
#4. You find yourself Googling the word ‘sycophant’ after a meeting with staff members
#3. Voluntary staff meetings are only being attended by you and the employee known as ‘Buttkiss’.
#2. When the employees see you walk in in the morning, they seem genuinely surprised that you still work there.
#1. Staff now come to work wearing a life jacket and muttering something about a ship.

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Top five ways for bosses to show appreciation for employees

The first Friday of March is always considered Employee Appreciation Day. Mike’s top five ways for bosses to show appreciation for employees.

#5. Keep your depreciative comments and constant belittling down to once or twice an hour.

#4. Quit it with the Cape Canaveral countdown at 4:59:50 everyday.

#3. At today’s staff meeting make an effort to get one or two names right.

#2. Stop muttering the spell ‘exspellus terminus employee-us’ every time you walk past an employee.

#1. Try the 40 pack of Timbits once in a while (the 20 pack just screams ‘cheapo’).

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